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Dubbed "The Jewelry Man," EbenGregory exposes the latest rumors, news and scandals in his urban entertainment show, The Jewelry Report. Scouring the media for the most outlandish news, pictures and sound bites, Eben never fails to add his own opinions and amusing remarks about the latest stunts that involve your favorite hip-hop and R&B stars. Check him out and soon enough find yourself saying, "Oh for real?!"

  • DMX Suffers A Stroke?

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, the secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. In another super-charged non-funny episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, DMX rushes himself to the hospital because of stroke-like symptoms. Three words: Oh for real?

  • 50 Cent Claims Lil Wayne Swagger Jacked Lollipop

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, style is a simple way of saying complicated things. In another non-exciting episode of random foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, 50 Cent claims that Lil Wayne borrowed his style when created his smash hit single Lollipop.

  • Kanye West Jailed In L.A. For Assaulting Paparazzi

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. In another dumb episode of non-funny called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Kanye West channels his inner gangsta rapper after assaulting TMZ paparazzi.

  • Lil Wayne Sports Nipple Ring To VMA's

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, a gangster rapper who gets a nipple ring... gets a nipple ring. In another boring episode of non-funny called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Lil Wayne gets adventurous and decides to sport a nipple ring just in time to go to the VMA's. Two words: No Homo.

  • Floyd Mayweather Robbed Of $7 Million In Jewelry

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, when a thief kisses you, count your teeth. In another non-boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Floyd Mayweather takes his first loss after a quick acting robber relieved him of $7 million in exotic jewelry.

  • Suge Knight Arrested For Beating Up Girlfriend

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, we're going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. In another serious topic of social commentary called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Suge Knight gets a free pass to the slammer after he gave his girlfriend of 3 years a hand necklace.

  • Ray J Gets New Reality Dating Show On VH1

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, the woman who chooses the man who will choose her...ask Kim Kardashian. In another non-happy go lucky episode called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Ray J gets his ticket punched after VH1 green lights his new reality dating show. Two words: Uh-oh.

  • Jewelry Man One-Liners (Ne-Yo Edition)

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    Jewelry Man One-Liners (Ne-Yo Edition).

  • Juelz Santana Breaks Silence On Cam'ron Money Dispute

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, the solution of every problem is another problem... ask DMX. In another happy go lucky episode of non-foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Juelz Santana reveals how Cam'ron balla blocked his money until he was sold to Def Jam for $2 million.

  • Rick Ross Goons Assault DJ Vlad, Vlad Sues For Millions

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, the time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing. In another not very serious episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Rick Ross' goons allegedly give DJ Vlad the smack down after Vlad did too much reporting on the Boss' C.O. scandal.

  • Rocsi of 106 & Park Breaks Up Lisa Raye's Marriage?

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, marriage is too important to be treated like a love affair. In another boring episode of random foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Lisa Raye accuses Rosci of sleeping with her husband and carrying on an open affair. Two words: Uh-oh!!!

  • Camron Sells Juelz Santana To Def Jam For $2 Million

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life - only a lucky few have the same one... ask Jim Jones. In another dumb episode of non-funny called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Camron squashes the beef with Juelz Santana and sells his contract to Def Jam for $2 million in cash.

  • Obama Denounces Ludacris Dedication Song

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, free speech means the right to shout 'theatre' in a crowded fire. In another super non-funny episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Ludacris finds himself in hot water with Barack Obama after he penned a touching rap dedication for the Senator.

  • Trick Daddy Speaks On Rick Ross Beef

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, the truth is more important than the facts. In another episode of serious funny non-controversy of information called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Trick Daddy breaks his silence on Rick Ross and whether or not he was responsible for leaking the C.O. photos of the Boss.

  • Rick Ross Employment As Correctional Officer Confirmed

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, it's always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. In another preachy episode of non-nonsense, Rick Ross' CO employment is confirmed by The SmokingGun.com and EbenGregory feels duped.

  • Jewelry Man One-Liners (Talking Crack Pipe Edition)

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    Jewelry Man One-Liners (Talking Crack Pipe Edition).

  • Rick Ross Denies Being A Correctional Officer

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it? In another 8 minute episode of bullsh*t called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Rick Ross denies the rumor allegedly started by Trick Daddy that he was a former CO in Dade County. Two words: Wet t-shirt!!!

  • Young Jeezy Says No To Keyshia Cole Marriage Proposal

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    Let EbenGregory tell it... marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? In another non-exciting episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Jeezy tells Keyshia Cole that he's not gonna be able to do it after she asked for his hand in marriage.

  • 40/40 Employees File Class Action Lawsuit Against Jay-Z

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, the way to find the real boss is to find out who hires the lawyers. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, the 40/40 employees file a class action lawsuit against the Jigga Man accusing him of paying slave wages with no overtime.

  • Amy Winehouse Calls Kanye West A C*nt, Jay-Z Responds

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    Let EbenGregory tell it, it's better to be disliked than pitied... but Amy Winhouse didn't get that memo. In another hi hater episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Amy goes in on Kanye West in front of 200,000 people and explains why she thinks he's a p*ssy.