In "We're gonna ride this wave until there's no more water" news, my good friends, the Oscar-winning musical group Three 6 Mafia are still 'pimping out' their Oscar around Los Angeles in order to gain access to the hottest nightclubs.

Oh really? Tell me why it's hard out here for an Oscar EbenGregory.

The rappers, who won Best Original Song for "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" from the movie Hustle & Flow, have made their Oscar statuette an official member of their entourage. I hear from my LA connects that Three Six rolled up to hot spot Lobby last Thursday and were told only four people would be allowed per table, because the club was already crowded.

As the story goes, one of the group's members pulled the statue out of a paper bag and asked, "This little man count?" Apparently it did as the group was granted access into the club. Once inside, Mr. Oscar sat on prime club real-estate, neatly placed on the centre of the group's table, surrounded by gazers observing that glowing complexion in awe.

On another note, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Three 6 Mafia could visit a Pittsburgh, Pa., court as early as next month to face a subpoena from a fan who claims that associates of the rap group assaulted him during a concert last year. But because I'm tired, you can read all about that here. And since I'm tired, I might as well hit you off with this so.

Here's some second hand jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Three Six Mafia pimping out their Oscars: An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit, unless of course you're an Oscar.

Even the jewelry's tired.