True story. The other day my homegirl Pessimistic Patty and I were driving in her cloud gray Hummer when she cut the radio down and says to me, "I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth." I haven't seen Patty since.

The Jewelry Man.telling you it's funny how people never laugh at anything that's not based on truth.

In "That little gold man is still going" news, the Crunchy Black can eat his heart out homies Three Six Mafia has signed on to star in a reality series for MTV titled "Adventures in Hollywood," which is being exec produced by Ashton Kutcher's Katalyst Films.

Oh really EbenGregory.it must be a little easier for a pimp huh man?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that MTV has given the go-ahead for eight half-hour episodes, each of which will chronicle the daily goings-on of the group's two main emcees, Juicy J and DJ Paul, as they attempt to parlay their Oscar win into lasting Hollywood fame.

And now.DJ Paul.

Here's DJ Paul to AllHipHop.com on getting money with Ashton Kutcher: The show.is about us winning the Oscar and coming--not moving--to LA. We still live in Memphis, but we got spots in Los Angeles to capitalize and chase paper. I can't do that in the hood.

Here's DJ Paul to AllHipHop.com on what the show's all about: It's a comedy and we got a lotta celebrity cameos. It shows us taking meetings, recording, filming, etc., but comedy with it. No boring sitting there negotiating s**t. Hollyhood shows how that all went down and more. It's something different from all reality shows. It's the new Three's Company, Sanford & Son of this time.

That's nice.like knowing money is usually attracted, not pursued. And speaking of chasing paper.

Here's some Sunset Strip jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Three Six Mafia keep the party going while Crunchy Black sits this one out: Success is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

And speaking of a new leash on life.see why it's hard out here for a jeweler: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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