I like videos. I like the videos on Blastro. On demand videos. On demand jewelry. Again and again and again. Here's me doing the hits:

Lose Control-LL Cool J:
LL's still showing off his body. Jenny from the Block does her best Fergie impression-her body is a party. J.D.'s getting his Paul Wall on and The Jewelry Man's got what it takes to make the girls be bad.

Jesus Walks-Kanye West:
Yeah, I still bump Kanye on Blastro. Where else you gonna watch every version of the Kanye West "Jesus Walks" video? I like preacher man Kanye, better than on-fire Kanye. I figured I'd throw in Kanye just for fun.

Stickwitu- The Pussycat Dolls:
I like Nicole. She could stick with me all night long- The Jewelry Man has a cup that runneth over. And speaking of tour bus, I don't think that little dog would have made the trip. I bet that tour bus stinks.

Bussa Move-Steve Austin:
I'm trying to figure out what's going on with playboy's eye. He looks like Blade's cousin, Pocketknife. Bussa move Steve Austin, bussa move.

Ridin'-Chamillionaire:
Them royalty checks must have hit Chamillionaire's savings account. He's rocking that yellow ice like he wants to hang with The Jewelry Man. Krayzie Bone sure has a lot of energy. I guess I would to if I'd been out of work for as long as he has. He did get a check from the Biggie Duets album though. And speaking of checks, I wonder if Tommy 'Tiny' Lister got one for showing off his flabby body?

The Jewelry Man has been looking at videos for the last 14,402 minutes.

My eyes hurt.

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