The headline says it all. Irv and Chris Gotti=Give Us Free! As I sat in the packed courtroom Friday, I could imagine what was going thru the minds of Irv and Chris Gotti. Truth be told, I wasn't thinking about them clowns, I was too busy reminiscing about the adventure I had at Scores during lunch. Anyways, as the verdict was read, I could only smirk as the tense courtroom turned into a scene of buffoonery. Let me digress:

Here's Irv Gotti on the Acquittal: Me and my Inc. family, you're going to be hearing some music. I'm overjoyed. I am not getting in any more trouble - you can bet your bottom dollar on that one. Not even jaywalking. We never did anything. We were guilty of knowing someone from our neighborhood.

Here's JA Rule after the Verdict was read: I jumped onto a courtroom bench and then into Irv Gotti's arms. (Editor's note: I guess he's happy he won't have to do anymore bat mitzvahs to help pay that legal bill.)

Here's Irv on the Jury to MTV: "The jury stood up," said Irv, who added two of the female jurors had told him they loved him and weren't going to let anything bad happen to him or his brother. "In this case, the government had it 100 percent wrong. They went after me because of someone I know. I would never have worked this hard, from nothing to having millions of dollars, to jeopardize it with something stupid or illegal. It's not in my make. Everything this case was about was, if you're from the 'hood and you come up and do well, don't help anyone from there - leave 'em. I'm a good guy. They tried to take my life. I didn't do any of that sh--."

Here's EbenGregory on the Closing of the Murder Inc. Trial: This sucks! I wish the trial lasted a little longer. Now, I won't be able to squeeze anymore per diem out of Blastro to cover my Scores tabs.

Look for Irv and Chris to score a new record deal in the near future. Long live the fighting Shaboykins!

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