What if The Jewelry Man offered body jewelry? His extensive collection would include navel jewelry, belly button jewelry, tongue jewelry, eyebrow ring and barbell jewelry, labrets jewelry, spike jewelry, ball jewelry, ear jewelry, nipple ring jewelry & nose stud jewelry.

The Jewelry Man.lending you jewelry if you can prove you don't need it.

In "It was only a matter of time because he's too old and she's too hot" news, the tall homey Kimora Lee Simmons and Father Time, you know, Mr. Simmons will reportedly announce their separation in a matter of days.

C'mon EbenGregory, your telling lies right?

No.

My good friends over at Us Weekly inform me that Russell Simmons has already moved on and began dating 23-year old model Denise Vasi. Let the streets tell it, the new couple met while practicing yoga and have been inseparable for the past few weeks.

Let the streets tell a little more, Kimora has also moved on - with reports linking her with New York Knick guard Stephan Marbury. Reps for Kimora and Russell have been tight-lipped about the split, but an insider tells Us Weekly that hip-hop's power couple is finally over after 14 years.

Rumors have a thousand legs. And speaking of paper.

Here some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Kimora and Russell possibly splitting: If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

The Jewelry Man.dancing like nobody's watching.

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