Justice is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. The Jewelry Man.telling you justice may be blind, but she has very sophisticated listening devices.

In "I ain't riding dirty-ha ha, he-he" news, the Texas homey Chamillionaire recently had his tour bus pulled over and searched by police while on a trip to Oklahoma.

Hmm.sounds like somebody was in store for a "spread your legs and empty your pockets" scenario huh EbenGregory?

Yes.

Here's Chamillionaire to MTV on what happened while he was on his way to Oklahoma: A squad car pulled over my tour bus on the highway, and the officers rifled through everyone's belongings. Once the police saw that my tour bus was wrapped with my face and logo, they began harassing the people on the bus.

Oh really.what happened next?

Here's Chamillionaire to MTV on what happened next: The cops brought out the dogs and everything. They were asking for me. I guess they was really talking trash. They didn't find nothing. They tore the whole bus apart. They said that normally when they take somebody to jail, they play Afroman's 'Because I Got High.' But they said since it was a special occasion, they were going to play 'Ridin.' It was crazy. The bus was clean though, so no arrests were made.

That's nice..like a mouth full of pepper spray while wearing platinum gangsta grills. And speaking of chokehold.do you think the po-po has a beef with you?

Here's Chamillionaire to MTV on whether or not po-po have beef with him: I came across an e-mail from an irate police officer who thought "Ridin" was unfair. [He said] all cops were not bad and I had to remember that cops put their life on the line for people like us. He said something along the lines of, 'Next time you make a song like that, think of cops who aren't with their families that protect other people's lives.' Man, it ain't about everybody; just the cops who try to catch you ridin' dirty. Somebody had to speak on it. There are cops who be racially profiling. They're acting like [racial profiling] is new. Once somebody starts exposing it to the mainstream, they start complaining.

And speaking of complaining.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on the Oklahoma po-po trying to catch Chamillionaire riding dirty: Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

And speaking of riding.take a trip wit your boy: Myspace.com/ebengregory.

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