A woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against P.Diddy, alleging that he caused 9/11, put her child in the hospital and stole one of her poker chips worth "100 zillions of dollars."

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks filed the lawsuit in the Los Angeles Superior Court earlier this week in an accusation that Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King are responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center in 2001. The strange allegations also claim that the hip hop mogul is the father of Turk's 23-year-old son.

According to RadarOnline.com, the obviously delusional woman rants in her papers, "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in  a wheelchair."

She goes on to say, "Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

Though Diddy probably wants to stay as far away from this woman as possible, Turks requested a restraining order against the rapper, but her request was denied by the judge who is overseeing this case.

She is asking for $900 billion in child support, and $100 billion in "loss of income." I'm not sure if even Diddy has that much Dirty Money.