If you marry a woman who cheats on her husband, you'll be married to a woman who cheats on her husband. Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.

The Jewelry Man.pulling the strings of wicked women.

In "I need cheese to go with my whine" news, my singing/acting uncle Nick Lachey wishes he had found ex-wife Jessica Simpson having sex with another man - as it would have made the demise of their ill-fated marriage more final.

Huh? EbenGregory, is Nick Lachey off that Kryptonite?

Yes.

Although he couple split five months ago, the homey Lachey is still sorting out what exactly went wrong in their relationship.

Here's Nick Lachey to Rolling Stone on whether or not Jessica cheated: I don't know if there were other men. But if she did cheat, it was the result of something bigger, not the reason we didn't work. Sometimes I think it would be easier if I had just walked in the house and found her in bed with a guy. That would be clear-cut. End of story. I wouldn't have to deal with the uncertainty of adultery.

Awww.dude you sound like a chump. The singer also insists he had no idea his marriage to Simpson was over until she announced her decision, telling the magazine, "I'll tell you how I knew my marriage was over: I was told." And speaking of being a chump.

Here's Nick Lachey to Rolling Stones on rumors of him asking for spousal support and alimony: I haven't requested alimony at all. I have no intention of filing for spousal support and I've been clear with Jessica about not wanting it.

On another note, Jessica Simpson has resumed wearing her wedding ring - though on a chain around her neck despite. While she's wearing her wedding ring around her neck in a recent photo, reconciliation isn't likely. But there is still love.

And speaking of love.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Nick Lachey sounding like a chump and Jessica Simpson wearing her wedding ring on her neck: Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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