Speak of The Jewelry Man and he appears. Speak of his jewelry and he gives you your own. The Jewelry Man.telling you that he who showcases his wife and his wallet too often is in danger of having both of them borrowed. Say my name three times.and then hurry up and wait.

In "I'm just saying anything these days" news, the Wildin' Out homey Nick Cannon recently confessed to Complex magazine that he suspects there are X-rated videos of his wild sexcapades floating around Hollywood.

Oh really EbenGregory.can we expect another Night In Milian type situation?

Uh.yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that Mr. Cannon has been guilty of taping himself while he performs to the drum of the Hollywood beat.

Here's Nick Cannon to Complex Magazine on taping his sexcapades like he's filming his next reality show, Where's the Beef?: I used to have a house in the Hollywood Hills when I was 19 [and on Nickelodeon]. It was me and Kenan Thompson from 'Kenan and Kel.' I know in my room I had the video cameras set up, and I don't know what happened to a lot of those tapes.

Hmm.interesting. Why were there so many tapes?

Here's Nick Cannon to Complex Magazine on why there's so many tapes: We were throwing parties every day. I had to move out of L.A. because I was too wrapped up in that scene. It wasn't really about girls' feelings; it would just be like a contest to see how many chicks I could smash off.

The Jewelry Man likes to smash.like the time you wore this outfit. I would have like to have smashed... your stylist. PS, you ain't guardng the door, so what you gotta gun for. And speaking of doing you a favor.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Nick Cannon smashing of chicks with the rather large homey Kenan Thompson and making tapes of the deal: If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. Besides, we are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

And speaking of working hard.The Jewelry Man wants to give you a shower, with jewelry that is: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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