Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the pocket of The Jewelry Man. Besides, I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. The Jewelry Man.loving the way you offer me jewelry, but hating the way I'm supposed to love you for doing it.

In "Next time, I'm gonna rent some cops" news, my arch nemesis Nelly agreed to pay $20,000 to settle a lawsuit brought by a photographer who accused Nelly's bodyguard of working him over up during a concert in Bridgeport, Connecticut last year.

Oh really EbenGregory.so Nelly's into that gangsta sh*t huh man?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that the suit, filed in Bridgeport Superior Court by Jerry Livingson, alleged an overzealous security guard in Nelly's crew by the name of Brian Jones dragged the shutterbug to the side of the stage during an Apr. 12, 2005 show and gave him a A-Town stomp. The confrontation left Livingston with a strained knee as well as neck and back pain.

Here's lawyer Mark Arons to EbenGregory on what happened to his client: Jones grabbed my client, threw him to the ground and dropped his weight on him. Within seconds, the bodyguard attacked Mr. Burden again and at least three other men [from Nelly's enoutage] joined in. They then took his camera and film. The strange thing is the security people in the arena just shrugged their shoulders and said Nelly's people are in charge.

He-he, ha-ha.The Jewelry Man is amused. And speaking of being amused while being in charge.

Here's some laffy taffy clown jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Nelly settling a lawsuit for $20K so he doesn't have to admit any wrong doing: Most things in life are moments of pleasure and a lifetime of embarrassment.photography for example, is a moment of embarrassment and a lifetime of pleasure.

But I guess that depends on what side of the camera you're on.

Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Nelly Settles Lawsuit With Photographer