Here's a funny story. My arch nemesis Nelly recently spilled the beans on how much cash he tricks away at the Gentleman's Club. Before I get to that, you can read why he's my arch nemesis here. Hint: it's a beef over Ashanti.

Anyways, while speaking at the Hip Hop Summit Action Network awards benefit at Chelsea Piers, Nelly talked about how he and Janet Jackson's better half (Jermaine Dupree) left a strip club feeling guilty. Why were they feeling guilty? Well they both ended up spending more than a ten stack ($10,000) a piece in a single night.

So the next day, in an effort to ease their pain, they both decided to "Go to the toy store and break the kids off, [it's] almost Christmas time." The two ended up spending close to $20,000 in toys and delivered the gifts and presents to needy kids.

What a heart felt story. It reminds me of a story. One day, there was a squirrel who wanted to impress a couple female chickens. He figured he could get their attention by running across a set of train tracks before the train speeding towards them reached where they were standing. "Watch this," said the squirrel as he scrambled across the train tracks. Unfortunately, the train was faster than he thought. Just as he crossed the tracks, the train sped by and clipped off his tail. The squirrel shrieked in horror. As he turned around to inspect the damage, the train knocked his head clean off his shoulders.

Moral to the story: Don't lose your head over a piece of tail.

Okay back to Nelly, so he and Jermaine like to have a good time. I just makes me mad that he treats my former girlfriend so bad. First it was the Tip Drill video and now this? Ashanti, it's all good, you can come back home.

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