Sometimes when R&B singers talk, their words can't keep up with their thoughts. The Jewelry Man wonders why they think faster than they speak. Probably so they can think twice. The Jewelry Man.telling you that without promotion something terrible happens... Nothing.

In "I feel like hating on somebody.anybody" news, the sexy love singing homey Ne-Yo took a few jabs at Kevin Federline this week saying his music sucks.

Oh really EbenGregory.sounds like it's been a slow news week so far huh man?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that in a recent interview with Popworld.com, Ne-Yo caught a case of diarrhea of the mouth. Let's go to the tape.

Here's Ne-Yo to Popworld.com after being asked who would he love to get rid of from the world of music: You know who Kevin Federline is? In the US they were making a big deal about him making music. I was like why? What for? Does anyone really care?

Here's Ne-Yo to Popworld.com after being asked had he heard any of Federline's music: I have and it's very, very horrible, it's really bad. And I'm the guy that gives people the benefit of the doubt but no, that stuff sucks, it sucks.

Here's Ne-Yo to Popworld.com after being asked if can Britney do better than Federline: Yeah. The guy was a dancer, he hadn't booked a gig in a really, really long time and then, out of the blue, he gets married to one of the richest pop stars, period, and he's basically sitting pretty. I don't know him personally but I know people that do and I've heard that he's not a very cool guy.

That's nice.like oiling up your body and wearing lip gloss while doing your best R. Kelly I'll-give-you-a-pinapple-soda-shower impression. And speaking of still going.check out more bonus coverage of Ne-Yo.

Here's Ne-Yo to Popworld.com on whether on not he thinks he's a heartthrob: No, I don't, that's crazy. I am the most non sexy person on the face of the planet to me. I don't try to be sexy. I'm so into my music that I'd go as far as to say don't buy my album because you think I'm cute. I leave that kind of stuff up to Chris Brown, he's a little young, heartthrob-y guy.

And speaking of getting over yourself.

Here's some raspberry red ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Ne-Yo taking the 50 cent route: The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.

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