One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. The Jewelry Man.telling you that a tree is known by its fruit.

In "This is kinda like music news, but even if you don't agree.you'll still read it" news, the tall basketball playing homey Carmelo Anthony and the I get money of MTV homey LaLa Vazquez are expecting there first child.

Oh really EbenGregory.does this mean that the happy couple, who've been engaged since Christmas Day 2004 will get married?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that Vazquez's rep, Jack Ketsoyan, confirmed to PEOPLE magazine that the happy couple. Vazquez, 27, is a VJ for MTV shows including TRL, Spring Breakdown and Direct Effect. Anthony, 22, a forward for the Denver Nuggets, won a bronze medal as a member of the U.S. Olympic basketball team in 2004. This will be the first child for both.

And now.here's LaLa and Carmelo through publicist Jack Ketsoyan on feeling good about being pregnant: We're very excited and can't wait until the arrival of our new baby.

That's nice.like knowing that having kids is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when they're behind; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead. And speaking of keeping it going.

Did I mention the Blastro Top 5 Countdown from Mista Blastro?

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