They say that time changes things, but The Jewelry Man is under the impression that you actually have to change them yourself. Besides, I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning. The Jewelry Man.going up and not letting you catch my elevator.

In "Another MTV celebrity couple bites the dust" news, the Blink-182 Rock star homey Travis Barker and his Playboy Playmate wife Shanna Moakler are calling it quits after less than two years of marriage.

EbenGregory: Nooooooo.

The Jewelry Man: Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that the stars of MTV reality show "Meet the Barkers," split comes eight months after Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, the stars of MTV's "Newlyweds," announced their official separation. Here's more detail: the Barkers have two children together. Additionally, Moakler has a daughter from a previous relationship with the boxer Oscar De La Hoya.

Here's Barker's publicist in a statement to EbenGregory on whether or not Travis is dropping it like it's hot: I can confirm that Travis filed this morning.

Oh really EbenGregory.should somebody tell Travis "we want pre-nup."

Yes.

Here's Moakler in a statement to EbenGregory on whether the money's gonna be an issue: My only concern right now is for the welfare and best interests of my children.

That's nice.like knowing that the best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. And speaking of a present day blessing.check out my new favorite Blastro video.

Some people hate, some people love their brother.

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