In "I dance as stiff as the Tin Man and I wish I could get voted off this show so I can stop looking silly" news, my good friend Master P is catching hell because of his continued presence on ABC's "Dancing With the Stars." As I was channel surfing in my truck, I happened to catch Master P on the daytime talk show "The View" explaining his limited dance skills.

Here's Master P to the cast of The View on his dancing skills: I never danced before in my life. I'm having fun, I'm still on the show and America likes what's going on. This is America, everybody is going to have an opinion. Everybody is gonna love you, everybody is gonna hate you. I'm just a country boy trying to dance. I've never danced a day in my life.

Oh really? Than how is it you haven't been booted off the show yet? Latoya West has a theory.

Here's LaToya West on how Master P has managed to not be booted off the show yet: The platinum-selling rapper has countless fans out there who may be calling in to save him. I'm pretty sure he has more fans than last week's eliminee, Giselle "Who is she?" Fernandez. Dancing With the Stars may be more about popularity than Paso Dobles.

What? What's she talking about? More importantly, who's LaToya West? Anyways, I wonder what the haters have to say?

Here are the haters on Master P still Dancing With the Stars: P has less rhythm than any White person that ever stepped on a dance floor and the show is supposing to be about dancing. The joke is in all the people who continue to watch and support this competition that allows dancing to be judged by popularity and not talent. It's a talent contest. I suggest we all just turn off 'Dancing With The Stars" and maybe they will come up with a better judging system.

Maybe, but I doubt it. In the meantime, Master P supporters have launched a website, Keep P Dancing, in an effort to support Master P. If you haven't seen the Stiff Man in action, log onto the website to see P playing games. And speaking of opinions, how about a penny for your thoughts EbenGregory.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Master P still Dancing With the Stars: Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. And you can keep your penny.

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