In the "I just have too much time on my hands" news, rap mogul Master P. will be featured in the upcoming ABC reality competition, "Dancing With the Stars." He'll be replacing his son rapper/actor Romeo who was forced to drop out because of an "untimely basketball injury."

P will team with professional dancer Ashly Delgrosso, who will teach him to master ballroom dancing. Each week, P and Delgrosso will dance in front of the whole world in hopes of becoming America's Next Top Clowns.

I can't take it. Diddy's selling pimple cream, Dash is selling Pro Keds and now Master P is dancing for money. I thought you "Needed Dubs," not dance lessons. Just thinking about the "Ice Cream Man" dancing in a tight suit makes me feel like this. What's next, you gonna start being managed by this guy. You know he knows to work with dancers, ask his son.

Four words: You can't be serious.

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