I'm awkward like Bill Cartwright.shot's ugly, but my arch is right. Plus, I don't care who's at the top of the stairs; The Jewelry Man is stepping up.

In "The gun wasn't mine, but I'll take the deal" news, Master P and his brother Silkk the Shocker, pleaded no contest Monday to illegal gun charges, the Los Angeles District Attorney's office confirmed.

And you thought they were gonna get some time...EbenGregory knows better. Check out the sweet deal they got.

The brothers were each facing one-felony count of carrying unlicensed, loaded handguns, but P, 38, pleaded down to a misdemeanor charge. A Superior Court judge sentenced him to 40 hours of community service and a fine of $700. Silkk, 30, who pleaded no contest to a felony charge, received the same punishment as his brother, as well as three years' probation. They were facing three years in state prison if convicted.

Check out what lead to the sweet deal.

The Miller brothers were arrested Jan. 27, 2005 near UCLA after police pulled them over for having no license plate. Officers said they spotted two guns in the car; one wedged under Silkk's seat, the other sitting atop P's seat. The Millers spent a few hours in custody and were each released on a $35,000 bond. In March 2005, they pleaded not guilty to weapons possession charges.

Check out what Master P had to say shortly after being arrested by the Po-Po: Black man with gun, white cop panic. I'm a businessman. If the cops stopped panicking for one minute, they would've realized that the guns were registered, and that is legal in America. It's a different way of life for a person of color with money than it is for others with money.

Check out what the reason behind the sweet deal.

According to the district attorney's office, the Millers had borrowed the Chrysler 300M and the guns were traced to Silkk's buddy, the leaser of the car and the weapons' registered owner.

Boy, aren't they lucky. And since it's their lucky day.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Master P and Silkk the Shocker being sentenced to community service: Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely to happen than others. Besides, I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

The Jewelry Man.fork in the road, I'm always going right.

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