The Jewelry Man finds this story particularly entertaining because The Jewelry Man can be easily amused when he is presented with random instances of foolery. See what The Jewelry Man sees.let's go to the tape.

And now...Act 1: The Show

Here's Robert Lebron to The New York Times on what happened after he accidentally spit on the Maybach Busta Rhymes was riding in: Me and my friends were walking across the street. I spit on the street and it landed on a moving car. It was a Maybach. That car stopped, along with two black SUVs.

And now.Act 2: The Hotel aka The Drama

Here's Robert Lebron to The New York Times on what happened after Bussa-bus hopped out the Maybach: He asked me, 'Homie, did you spit on my car?' I said 'Sorry, I didn't mean to. We're big fans of yours.' That was the last thing I said. I fell after being hit in the face by a member of Busta Rhymes' entourage. While I was on the ground, he (Big Bussa-bus) was kicking me in the face. I saw him (Big-Bussa-bus) kick me.

And now.Act 3: The After-Party

Here's Robert Lebron to The New York Times on his condition after being manhandled: I suffered a concussion and a split lip. After that, I filed a formal criminal complaint.

And now.Act 4: The Prologue

Here's EbenGregory on what happens next: Two words.settlement negotiations.

The Jewelry Man.telling you that using words to describe random instances of foolery is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.

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