True story. One day, while having my toenails clipped, WET WET Girl Shauna Faith asked me, "How can you tell if a man is intelligent?" I replied, "There are three kinds of intelligence: one kind understands things for itself, the other appreciates what others can understand, the third understands neither for itself nor through others." She smiled and responded, "Huh?" The Jewelry Man.talking in code to educated dummies.

In "I'm coming out with a new record, but I'm not sure if people are checking for it" news, the I don't have a label to call my own homey Loon is coming out with a new album.

Oh really EbenGregory.will you buy it?

No.

The Jewelry Man is informed that Loon has his own indie label and is about to drop his sophomore release titled No Friends.

Here's Loon to AllHipHop.com on why he called his new release No Friends: The reason I called it No Friends is because this is the first project that I've put together by myself. I put it together to put something out for the streets and [to] show some diversity and balance, things I never got to show on Bad Boy. This is me collaborating with my own artists and putting together some treats that people might not be used to be hearing from Loon.

Here's Loon to AllHipHop.com on why he's still mad at Mase: I got [What Happened To Pastor] out there on my own independently and it made its waves. Now that you've got Mase's music pushed by the G-Unit machine, even though my record was hotter, his got visibility. I wanted people to hear my lyrical achievement.

In the immortal words of WET WET Girl Shauna Faith, "Huh?" And speaking of being confused.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on why he decided to write such a tired story: You'll find boredom where there is the absence of a good story.

And speaking of looking.try looking for my golden tickets: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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