Cut the music up please. The Jewelry Man's back on the block with a bag of jewelry and today's message: Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the sh*t. Can you smell me?

In "My love affair with hip-hop is still strong after 20 years-I'm deep in her" news, Mr. Hardbody aka LL Cool J has teamed with Oxygen Media for a LL Cool J Custom concert.

What's a LL Cool J Custom concert EbenGregory?

According to my sources, LL plans to perform songs from his forthcoming 12th studio album, Todd Smith. In addition, he's giving Oxygen viewers the chance to vote on-line to determine what hit songs he'll perform from his 11 album catalog. I hear he also plans to get up close and personal with the audience by revealing his inner most secrets.

Oh really? I wonder why Oxygen chose him?

Here's Julie Insogna, Senior Vice President of Talent and Music Programming for Oxygen, on why Oxygen chose him: We love LL Cool J because he is a hip-hop legend and a star with a huge female fan base. It is an honor to feature an artist who has not only been incredibly important to hip-hop and the music industry overall, but also appeals to women across generations.

Oh okay. I understand now, they want to get those ratings up. Maybe I should take my shirt off from time to time, I could do a concert dropping jewelry all day while showing off my greasy body. Women love jewelry on top of a greasy body.

Anyways, the show will be taped on Mar. 3 in New York and will air on Saturday Mar. 18 at 10:30 pm ET. And speaking of talking jazz, March 21 has been set as the release date for LL Cool J's 12th Def Jam album, "Todd Smith." His first self-titled affair features guest appearances by Mary J. Blige, 112, Ginuwine, Freeway and Juelz Santana, with production by Timbaland, Pharrell, Scott Storch and Trackmasters, among others.

A silly looking video for Jermaine Dupri-produced lead single "Control Myself," featuring Jennifer Lopez, was recently shot in New York and Atlanta by director Hype Williams. A spring tour is also in the works. LL's still looking for that rap money. In fact.

Here's LL Cool J to Billboard Magazine on his new album, Todd Smith: All I can really do is what I do and what comes natural, what I love If you pay attention to that, then hopefully someone should be able to relate to it. Whatever project I'm involved with, I try to make it positive and fun and as cool. I just make it to my taste, in other words, and go from there. The challenge always becomes trying to do the best work you can, trying to make the best music you can, trying to do something that's really exciting -- and at the same time not repeating yourself.

I guess making chauvinistic videos with women prancing around in scantily clad outfits while you rip your shirt off in every other scene - exposing your oily chest - is exciting? If it is then.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on LL Cool J teaming up with Oxygen network for a LL Cool J Custom concert featuring LL exposing his oily chest: An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times he's taken his shirt off to please a woman.

I give love and take it back.

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