Last call for jewelry, last call for jewelry. Ding! (That's supposed to be the bell, too bad you can't hear it.) The Jewelry Man passes out jewelry so blue you think it's holding it's breathe. Since it's the Friday last call, here's some of that blue ice jewelry you've grown to love so much.

In "This is the silliest piece of fodder to come across my Treo all week" news, my New York connects are telling me that the big homey Lil' Kim has leaking breast implants.

Let me let that sink in.

The Jewelry Man knows better to pontificate on the medical crisis allegedly happening with Lil Kim and her Versace's, so I figured I'd let the New York Dailey News do it for me.

Here's a source to the Dailey News on Lil Kim's alleged medical crisis: Apparently, she's worried her boobs are leaking. She needs to have them serviced.

Here's the Bureau of Prisons for Philadelphia spokeswoman Traci Billingsley to the Dailey News on Lil Kim's alleged medical crisis: We will not discuss Lil Kim's health because an inmate's medical history is not public. The Philly detention center has a doctor on staff. If [the prison medical unit] can't handle it, they will contract out treatment.

Here's some random cosmetic surgeon named Dr. Steve Fallek to the Dailey News on Lil Kim's alleged medical crisis: What becomes interesting in [Kim's] case is that she's very small and she has very large implants. So it's no different from having a patient with very large breasts, where they're going to have back pain, neck pain, shoulder pain - because of the weight of the breasts. While implant-related infections are rare, if you're having physical symptoms like that, the best alternative is to put a smaller implant in. If she's actually leaking, then, yes, the implant should come out.

No sh*t!

Here's Lil Kim's unnamed rep to the Daily News on Lil Kim's alleged medical crisis: She's in perfect health.

So now what EbenGregory?

I don't know; you act like I'm the one with the festering magnificent mammary problem. You want next, try this out.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Lil Kim's alleged festering magnificent mammary problem: Everyone is a prisoner of their own experiences. Besides, fake boobies are like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

The Jewelry Man.a big L and I ain't talking about Cool J.

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