• In "I'm bored so why not drop my fans a kite" news, the homey Lil Kim has written a letter to her fans about the trauma of being locked up at the Federal Detention Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

    Oh really, tell me more EbenGregory.

    As you know, the Queen Bee was sentenced to serve a year and a day for lying to a federal grand jury regarding a shooting outside a New York radio station, last year (05). So since she's got all this time on her hands, she decided to write a letter to her homegirl Tyra Banks for her to read over the TV airwaves.

    The Jewelry Man.broadcasting Lil Kim's letter in hi-definition:

    Dear Fans,

    I thank you all for you heartfelt, overwhelming, tremendous Love and Support. It has been your wonderful letters that have helped my time pass. I am so blessed to have fans like you. Can you believe they gotcha girl on time out? Ha Ha. It's All Good though. I miss ya'll. I miss ya'll like I miss my mink coats and Big blows. Ha Ha for real. I love Big blows. Big blows are my favorite candy gum. What I wouldn't do for one Big blow. I'll even take that one Big blow that aint hardly got any gum in it. We can't even have gum in here so I am feigning.

    In here some days the food is ok and other days the food is just plain bad. You eat three meals a day but for the most part we cook our own meals. Who said they don't feed you in jail? Sh*t, that's all we do is eat, at least in the FEDS. I better be careful though before I come home looking like Big Momma. Ha Ha nah I'm just joking.

    I think I am going to take up knitting because there's this women named Tanya Sotiome who's about to teach us how to make slippers, outfits and other stuff like Martha Stewarts famous poncho. She said she's going to make me something special.

    I am learning a lot here. However no matter how good I am in here this is no place for women to be or anyone for that matter. It has its trying times and stressful moments. It's very unsanitary and can be very depressing especially around the holidays. You gotta know how to hold your own. Being away from your family and loved ones, is the worst part about being locked up.

    Anyways, please know that I read every single piece of fan mail that comes thru. It's just that I get more mail than a post office so please bear with me and don't get discouraged. I will definitely respond. Your letters mean sooooo much to me.

    Love Always,

    Lil Kim Queen Bee

    That was nice.like a mid-summer night's dream. Too bad The Jewelry Man doesn't sleep.

    Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Lil Kim writing her fans a letter from jail: The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.

    More junk.

    Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Lil Kim Speaks From Jail

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