In "I just can't seem to get it poppin' like I want to" news, Houston's own Lil Flip is prepped to launch his own collection of watches, which will retail for $800, $1500, and $2500. Tell me more EbenGregory, tell me more.

Here's Lil Flip to AllHipHop.com on why his watches got three sets of prices: I got three different prices for the three different type of classes, the hood class, the middle class, and the n----s who just go money.

Oh really? I wonder what class I qualify for?

On another note, Lil Flipper's new album, I Need Mine, is scheduled for a February 28th release date. Ten lucky fans who purchase the album will receive either a new watch or one of Flip's Clover G chains.

Here's Lil Flip to AllHipHop.com on giving back to the fans: I'm giving away five Clover G chains and five watches. There are 10 tickets, so you will win a watch or a Clover G chain. My whole career, I've been given the fans s--t. I am probably one of the few artists that's still taking show money and goes and prints up his own t-shirts (and) bandannas to give 'em away.

How nice, but I suggest you take that show money and upgrade your grill. Silver's out, pink and yellow's in.

BTW, I'm like Paul Wall, I drop jewelry so.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Lil Flip launching a watch collection: In a consumer society, there are two kinds of slaves: The prisoners of addiction and the prisoners of envy. Which one do you think will buy these watches?

PS, who are those clowns you're kicking it with in the picture? Homeboy to your left looks like he wants to invite you to a Sausage Party.

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