Where they do that at? Not around here.

In "We ain't Nick and Jessica Simpson" news, the big homey Kimora Lee Simmons is denying rumors that she and her husband Russell Simmons are headed for divorce. Sounds like a medium-well filet mignon: hot and juicy.

Bring the drama EbenGregory.

Here's Kimora Lee Simmons to New York Dailey News on whether her marriage is one of convenience: One thing my marriage is not is convenient. I am inconvenienced, s-! Russell and I have been together 14 years. That's almost half my life. The things we go through are very regular things that regular people in Middle America go through.

Oh really? Middle America huh? Do you think she can get her other foot in her mouth EbenGregory?

Yes.

Here's Kimora Lee Simmons to New York Dailey News on having access to a sh*tload cash: I don't apologize for my diamonds, Rolls-Royce, Range Rover or anything. Look, Queen Elizabeth has more diamonds than me. Why don't people attack her for it?

Kimora ain't heard of that.

Back to me. My Treo's been buzzing like it's no tomorrow. 46 missed calls.88 unread messages. Half of its groupie luv. I think they like me. I think I got something else they like.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Kimora Lee Simmons denying divorce rumors and talking jazz to the New York Dailey News: A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest women. Besides, opera is when a husband gets stabbed in the back by his hot young wife and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

All the jewelry I give to you, I make you feel good. Don't treat this like it's just a fling.

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