The Jewelry Man loves to tell humorous stories of survival. See, through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. That is, unless your rich wife decides to stop giving you allowance money and paying those child support bills you owe to your other baby momma. The Jewelry Man.telling you that you can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine. In "Watch the Jewelry Man tell a humorous story of survival" news, the homey Kevin Federline says he is ready to take his music to a national audience - and he's going to get the chance at the Teen Choice Awards on Aug. 20. Oh really EbenGregory.his boss Britney Spears must have pulled some strings, no? Yes. The Jewelry Man is informed that the back-up dancing aspiring rapper homey will close the awards show with his single "Lose Control," from his upcoming album Playing with Fire. Here's Federline to EbenGregory on performing for the first time in front of his boss and a million other people: It's been building up for a long time, and the process with the album took a long time, so I decided to just get out there and jump on stage. This is my first big event, and I want to prove myself as an artist, as a rapper and as a human being in society who goes through everything everybody else goes through. Interesting. Your PR handlers have coached you very well. Now talk to The Jewelry Man about collaborating with your boss in the studio on that untitled duet. Here's Federline to EbenGregory on collaborating with his boss in the studio on a untitled duet: It's not really a love song. It gives my point of view of how my family is and how tight my family is. People shouldn't believe what they're told about us. That's nice.like singing the lyrics, "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real" while walking over broken glass with bare feet and enjoying it. And speaking of whatever that's about. Instead of jewelry.how about a tall glass of sobering reality: What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential? Still thirsty? I got all you can drink: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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