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In "I know you don't really care, but I gotta talk about something" news, the driving slow homey Kanye West says it took him 50 hours to make the Mission: Impossible III track.

C'mon EbenGregory, is this all you got?

Yes.

Here's Kanye West to MTV on making the Mission: Impossible III track: I didn't have enough time to make it the way I make it. The track features West, Twista and the newest signee to Kanye's Good Music imprint, Keyshia Cole. If you notice, I don't do as many beats for people because I don't have enough time to make it how I make it. My beats is a whole new art form now. It's not just a 15-minute joint. It's not that fast-food sh--. You can tell 'Impossible' took hours.

Oh really Kanye, how would I be able to do that?

Here's Kanye West to MTV on making the Mission: Impossible III track sound like it took him 50 hours to create: It's hard. Like some DMX-sounding sh--. I chopped up the 'bomp, bomp, bomp-bomp,' but I couldn't think of no verse for it, so it's just an instrumental.

That's nice.221 words of jazz. Anything else EbenGregory?

Yes.

Here's Kanye West to MTV on working on Common's new album Finding Forever: It's gonna win the Grammy for Rap Album of the Year in 2007. You will be happy with Finding Forever. "We're halfway done. We're going to be dropping in September, and the first single is going to be called 'The Glory.' I'm just excited. I want to scream it from the top of the mountaintop.

And lastly, here's Kanye West to MTV on what it's like working with Common in the studio: We're back at home in the studio, talking sh-- about any and everything and doing music as a sidebar. We'd get in the studio and just talk sh--, and I'd be like, 'Oh, by the way, listen to this beat,' and we'd work on it. It was a real easy environment, and I might have a couple of beats off [my next album] Graduation [coming from the sessions].

On a side note, The Jewelry Man is informed that that R&B homey John Legend's second release and Fonzworth Bentley's first will hit the streets later this year. And speaking of flooding the market.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Kanye West taking 50 hours to record the Mission: Impossible III track: The problem with people who have no vices is that they generally have some pretty annoying virtues.

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