The Jewelry Man is trying to dance, but the music sucks. And speaking of sucking (pardon the pun), check out Halle Berry as she channels her inner stripper while bringing some random joker pleasure on stage. The pictures of Halle are way better than the jazz Juvenile's talking about. Anyways.

In "I hope a little controversy equals album sales" news, the Magnolia solider Juvenile is ready to drop his eight studio LP, Reality Check, on Atlantic Records.

That's nice EbenGregory, but get to the beef.

Okay, that's cool.

Here's Juvenile to MTV on his fall-out with Lil Wayne: Wayne is fake. One day he'll make a record and it'll sound so sincere. Then the next day he gets on TV and he ain't got nothing good to say about us. Did you [say you miss us] to sell a record? I been in situations with the dude where I felt he only shook my hand because he was scared. I dislike Baby more than I do Wayne.

Oh really, why you mad at Baby?

Here's Juvenile to Star and Buc Wild on his fall-out with Baby: I'm going to show the world you're a sissy boy and I'm going to smack you when I see you. Stop running from me when you throw your parties. That's why I ended up with $6 million in my split from Cash Money.

Okay, okay. Enough beef, besides I'm a vegetarian.tell me about the new record.

Here's Juvenile to MTV about recording his new album Reality Check: It was fun. Just knowing that you're working for yourself. Every song, every beat, I'm thinking, 'This is my statement.' I'm looking at this as my first album. For the first time I'm in charge. I'm controlling my own destiny with the help of Atlantic. When I started with this album, I knew that I wanted to do songs that related to the other albums I did before. Not replicate them, but do them better. This album is based upon good music.

Blah, Blah, Blah. Man, it's a slow news week.everything's so vanilla, even the jewelry.

Here's some pawn shop jewelry on Juvenile having a war of words with Lil Wayne and Baby of Cash Money Records: If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

I might as well unload some of this junk.

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