How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize that we're witnessing random acts of silliness in real time. The Jewelry Man.telling you nothing sways the stupid more than beefs they can't understand.

In "Somebody's got too much time on their hands" news, the Dip-Set Capo homey Jim Jones has challenged Roc-A-Fella artist Tru-Life to a boxing match.

Oh really EbenGregory.do you think somebody's gonna get knocked the f*ck out?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that after getting fed up of constant Jay Z disses by the Dip Set, the homey Tru Life is going after Jim Jones.

Here's rapper Tru Life to Complex Magazine on how he feels about Jim Jones: F*ck Cam'Ron and Jim Jones. They're some b*tches. They're the pink banging bunnies, and I'm the motherf*cking bandana smacker.

Here's rapper Tru Life in a new song making fun of Jim Jones and the rest of Dip Set: Stan'ron we gonna tighten up your loose lips/he sold less records than Shaq and The Fu-Shnicks/Now he's snitching on records, damn he's a b*tch/ Said 'they threw the diamond up' before he got shot/This nigga wanna be 50, wanna follow Pac/One shot for Dipset taking over The Roc/Excuse me, taking over at Koch/All that my ouy-yays on Broadway/My Dominicans would put one in his face in broad day/Your boy Jim Jones, yeah he's another snitch/Excuse me, Jenny Jones, another b*tch.

Here's Jim Jones in response to Tru Life's rants, raves and verbal attacks: I'll challenge Tru-Life to an ultimate fighting, anything goes-type of brawl for $50,000. Cam'ron and Juelz Santana would also place $20,000 bets on the fight.

That's nice.like trying to slap box Halle Berry as she channels her inner stripper. And speaking of nice pictures.

Here's some ruby red ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Tru Life and Jim Jones fighting for a little scratch: He who is born a fool is never cured.

And speaking of the cure for fools.guess what kind of medicine I got in my Louis Vuitton book bag: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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