Imagine taking a trip and only making left turns. Where would you end up.who would you run into? Imagine finding a pot of gold. Imagine the world glittering with gold, and yellow streamers of sunlight wind through the tree boughs like The Jewelry Man was throwing a party! Imagine that. The Jewelry Man.mining gold from the thoughts of men.

In "I think we found some gold in a green bottle" news, the ATL Crunk homey Lil Jon and the Janet Jackson boy-toy homey Jermaine Dupri recently filmed a thirty second commercial for Heineken titled "Jet Bet."

Oh for real? Speak the silliness into existence EbenGregory.
The Jewelry Man is informed that my uncle Jermaine and Lil Jon bet a 12-pack of green bottles on who's gonna win the most Grammy's. After Dupri wins, Lil Jon flies on a private jet to deliver the prize, one bottle short.

Here's Jermaine Dupri to AllHipHop.com on making the commericial with Lil Jon: I think they're gonna love it because it's real young fly and flashy. It kinda takes from my video with Jay-Z ["Money Ain't A Thing], but here we are betting 12 packs instead of money. It's full of private planes, Bentleys, girls, Heinekens and all the s**t we do! It's straight up Hip-Hop, from the look, [to] the actors [Dupri and Lil Jon] to the soundtrack.

That's nice.like a bottle of Gatorade on a hot summer day after watching 1232 hours of on-demand Blastro videos. And speaking of silliness, let's take a look at Slick Rick's platinum glass eye. And speaking platinum.

Here's some mixed-bag jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Lil Jon and Jermaine Dupri getting money for endorsing little green bottles: If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

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