The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. Besides, a man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. The Jewelry Man.reading both books.

In "Let's play games with the press to get some publicity" news, the man-hopping R&B singing homey Jennifer Lopez is reportedly expecting her first child with husband Marc Anthony, according to media reports.

The Jewelry Man is informed that Lopez appeared at the ALMA Awards in Los Angeles on May 7, sporting what appeared to be a small bump and telltale grey roots. The following day, the star abruptly cancelled her first concert tour without giving an explanation, further fuelling rumors of a pregnancy. According to In Touch magazine, the Monster-in-Law star is three months pregnant and that the baby will be born around Christmas.

Here's Marc Anthony to reporters at the ALMA awards on having a baby: I'm looking forward to starting a family.

Here's Jennifer Lopez to MSNBC on starting a family with Marc: I want a baby as soon as I can. A baby would just be so perfect.

As you can tell, The Jewelry Man is really trying to bring the story to life.but The Jewelry Man is having a hard time.

C'mon EbenGregory you can do it.spice it up. Talk about J.Lo and Ben Affleck.

Okay.

Here's Jenny from the block to Elle Magazine on how she feels about Ben Affleck being a father: I hope that they're happy. You know, it's a beautiful thing. There are no hard feelings.

But apparently, the question disturbed her because, later, when Elle apologized for raising the subject, Lopez responded, "Yeah, you depressed me."

The Jewelry Man concurs...this story is depressing. We'll play it later.

The Jewelry Man.trying to make news, when there is no news.

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