Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch their eyes. I know 'cause I'm like that a lot. You think everything's ok, and it is . . . 'till it's not. The Jewelry Man.asking you not to bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.

In "I'm not guilty, but I'm gonna plead guilty" news, Jay-Z's long time friend, Tyran "Ty-Ty" Smith confessed and pleaded guilty Monday in a Manhattan Criminal Court to pepper-spraying R. Kelly and four of his bodyguards at Madison Square Garden during the Best of Both World Tour in Oct. 2004.

Oh really EbenGregory? Sounds like this story's gonna be nasty...like a sloppy kiss in the mouth from Whitney Houston.

It is.

The Jewelry Man is informed that Smith had reportedly been charged with assault but was permitted to plead guilty to disorderly conduct. He was sentenced to two days of anger management counseling and of four days community service. The charge will be expunged from Smith's record once he completes his sentence.

Here's the nasty part: In related news, the homey R. Kelly is seeking $91 million in a civil suit Kelly filed against Jay-Z, for allegedly rewarding Smith with an executive position at Def Jam after Smith gave him a wet pepper spray t-shirt.

Kelly also accused the Def Jam CEO homey Jay-Z and his affiliates of a myriad of offenses, including physical assault via pepper spray, breach of contract and deliberate sabotage by Jay-Z's alleged lighting director.

The Jewelry Man is informed that Kells is close to a $16 million settlement with Jay-Z and Smith. Ouch!

And speaking of getting pinched.

Here's $16 million worth of ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Jay Z's long time friend Ty-Ty pleading guilty to disorderly conduct for giving R. Kelly the business: A prisoner of war is a man who tries to give you a wet pepper spray t-shirt and fails, and then asks you not to sue him.

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