So little news says The Jewelry Man. So little energy to make news where there is no news. So what is The Jewelry Man to do when there is no news to make news? Report on the no news as if it were news. The Jewelry Man.telling you the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

In "I need a vacation from making news where there is no news" news, the we're a couple/we're not a couple homies Jay Z and Beyonce did not get married over the July 4th holiday weekend.

Oh really EbenGregory.it must really be a slow news week anytime your trying to make news when there is no news huh man?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that there's no truth to the rumors that the Jigga Man and B. were married at Martha's Vineyard this past weekend. The rumors of the wedding spread after an undisclosed source told the Daily News that the couple was trying to rent out a huge house on Chappy for the festivities.

Here's Def Jam spokesperson Jana Fleischman to the New York Daily News on the rumors that the Jigga Man and B. got married: They were there (Martha's Vineyard), but they didn't get married. I can't comment on whether or not a wedding is in the works.

The new silly rumors come on the heels of some old marriage rumors that began to swirl after a sports gambling website began accepting bets about when the couple would get married and even the sex of their baby.

That's nice.like trying to report the news while saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. And speaking of saying nothing with a whole bunch of words.

Here's some pawn shop jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Jay Z and B. playing the are we/aren't we game when it comes to marriage: The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.

And speaking of being bored.guess who's got a video of 50 Cent enjoying WETMONEY at Mike Tyson's old house: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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