It's a shame to call somebody a 'diva' simply because they work harder than everybody else. The Jewelry Man.telling you that a diva has a voracious appetite, the more you feed her, the hungrier she gets.

In "I'm more thirsty than hungry" news, the I-exposed-my-breast -during-the-Superbowl homey Janet Jackson has amazed producers at a U.K. radio station by insisting that her chilled spring water come from Fiji.

Oh really EbenGregory.sounds like somebody's trying to extend there 20 mins. of fame huh man?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that today in London's Sun newspaper, the singer had fridges at London station Capital stocked with her favored brand of water an hour before she was due to arrive for an interview with host Johnny Vaughan. Before going on-air, she demanded her staff check the water with a thermometer to ensure it was exactly the right temperature.

Interesting.EbenGregory, do you have eyewitnesses to the foolery in question?

Yes.

Here's a source to the London's Sun newspaper on observing the random act of silliness first hand: It was simply unbelievable the lengths she went to for a cold glass of water. She insisted the water was her very own, from a Fijian spring and cooled to a precise temperature before she would drink it. How anybody can tell the difference between a standard bottle of mineral water and some from a Fijian spring.beggars belief. It was hilarious watching her staff make such a fuss.

That's nice. like watching The Jewelry Man sit at his computer in a Versace bathrobe while he types out the words. Egotism is the anesthesia that keeps people on living terms with themselves. I think I just lost somebody. And speaking of doing a 6-month bid at the puzzle factory.

Sometimes, in the middle of a story, I've been known to just stop.