One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.like the time somebody got slapped with a palm attached to five fingers. The Jewelry Man.asking how you are and walking off before you answer.

In "Your mission should you choose to accept it.is to wild out in the club" news, the New York Post is reporting that a member of the out of work homey Ja Rule entourage gave a woman a hand clap at New York nightclub Plumm.

Hmm, sounds juicy EbenGregory.like two midgets trapped in a t-shirt. Speak on the drama.

Okay.

According to New York Post sources, The Jewelry Man is informed that the homey Rule and company were harassing models all night long until having their cards pulled.

Here's a source to the New York Post on what happened: Fed up, the woman confronted one of Ja's associates. His friend slapped the girl so hard, everyone saw it. Security was quickly ushered over and the entire group, including Ja Rule, were escorted out.

Let Geoffrey tell it, he was in the studio recording when the drama popped off. Let Plumm owner Noel Ashman tell it, the little BIG man was in the building.

And speaking of silliness.check out BIG Ruben Studdard doing his best Rick Ross impression in South Beach with two ecstatic fans.

And speaking of speaking freely.

Here's some side show Bob jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Ja Rule allegedly popping champagne and watching his man hand clap a woman: My jewelry isn't a jumper cable. You don't throw it into the trunk and then pull it out for emergencies.I let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny.

And speaking of what to do in case of emergency: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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