Guess who's still on third? I know, I know..yeah you too. Here's the thing: Although you know the world is a stage and the play is badly cast, you fail to realize that all good drama has two movements, first the making of the mistake, then the discovery that it was a mistake. Here's the same thing in eight words: Be yourself cause everyone else is already taken.

The Jewelry Man.telling you that in this rat-race, everybody's guilty till proved innocent. One of these days.I'm gonna give a little lee-way to the he say/she say.

In "People think I'm on meds and now my words are speaking louder than my actions" news, my third cousin Foxy Brown is headed to anger management classes after pleading guilty yesterday to throwing a full-blown diva tantrum at a Chelsea nail salon.

Oh really EbenGregory.but didn't she come back a few minutes later and say she wasn't guilty?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that Foxy made a sweet deal that gave here a get out of jail free pass. Although there was no jail time, Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson ordered Foxy to serve probation for three years, submit to random drug testing and attend anger management classes. The silly charges stem from an Aug. 29, 2004, meltdown Brown had at Bloomie Nails in Chelsea which included her issuing a couple knuckle sandwiches to two manicurists.

And now.the drama.

Here's my third cousin Foxy Brown to Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson on trying to take her plea back after learning Kryptonite was off limits for three years: I'm not pleading guilty. I'm innocent in this case. I was rushed into accepting the plea after racing back to New York from Jamaica, where I narrowly dodged a dance with Tropical Storm Ernesto.

Here's Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson to Foxy Brown and her lawyer on how it's too little, too late: I'm not going to accept that. Your client may have had a change of heart, but it's too late now.

That's nice.like wearing handcuffs and twisting your body from side to side. And speaking of trying to spin-doctor a guilty plea back to a not guilty plea.

Here's some Kobe Bryant "I'm sorry' purple ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Foxy Brown wishing she could turn back the hands of times: If you think a lawyer who doesn't know what he's doing is expensive, try ignorance.

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