Gas to drive to upscale Greenwich Village boutique L'impasse: $20. Fine cigar to be used for recreational purposes (i.e. Kryptonite): $1. The Jewelry Man finding out that Foxy Brown stole a few cheap belts: priceless. The Jewelry Man.telling you that a thief is someone who passes for a person of leisure when stealing has made her rich.

In "I didn't hear you say bring the belt's back" news, the I'm getting as bad as Naomi Campbell homey Foxy Brown has been accused of shoplifting two belts costing nearly $400 apiece from the fancy Dan botique clothing store, L'impasse.

Oh really EbenGregory.I guess your ready to get your roll on huh man?

Yes.

Here's the short version: Brown got mad and demanded that she be given a discount on the price of a gold rhinestone belt to match the free brown leather dress the botique owner had given her couple days back. She didn't feel like haggling, so she allegedly (wink-wink) put the belt in her bag, stormed out, and then took another silver one as she was leaving - without paying for either.

And now.the sales clerk.

Here's sales clerk Abdul Sal in a statement to EbenGregory on what happened: Foxy demanded to enter at 9:45 p.m. - an hour after the shop had closed. She had dropped off some lingerie the previous day for tailoring, but the items weren't ready. She's been here every day since Sunday. I thought she was on [prescription] drugs. She said, 'I don't f-ing care, I'm not leaving until it's done!'

Interesting.what happened next EbenGregory?

She allegedly took the f-ing belts.

And now.the shop owner.

Here's Tony Khayat in a statement to EbenGregory on how he feels about getting carried (that's being wronged for you educated dummies): I was going to just call her and tell her to get those f-ing belts back - but I guess I'm pressing charge. Brown's been a long-time customer and has had her fits of diva behavior before, but this takes the cake. I'm very upset. I gave her free clothing the day before yesterday. It's unbelievable.

Here's Tony Khayat in a statement to EbenGregory on what he's gonna do next: I just want to make an example of this. What gives her the right to take what doesn't belong to her?

And now.EbenGregory makes the world safe for hypocrisy by offering his thoughts on being sorry: Regret is insight that comes a day too late. Especially when you realize the belts are fugazi.

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