In "Guess who's got a beef now" news, Brooklyn rapper F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S took a jab at G-Unit holy man, Murda Mase, on his latest mixtape (Loso's Way). Yeah, I know, who cares right? But hey, they want their 15 minutes in the spotlight so who am I to deny it? Let's cook up some beef.

Let F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S tell it, the preaching homey Mase approached him recently in Philadelphia and commented on how he "appreciated" Fab as an artist. The two artists then mutually shook hands and went their separate ways. Mase then goes back and records the song "I Don't Know Officer" and makes a funny at F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S expense.

Here's Mase getting at F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S on his new song "I Don't Know Officer": I don't know why Loon and Fabby won't just say I'm their daddy.

Here's F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S to MTV on how he feels about Mase calling him out and insinuating that he stole his laidback style from him: For you [Mase] to say that to me, and the next time I hear you on record [you're dissing me], I feel dude is confused. If you're not really a killer but you're running with a bunch of dudes that say they're killers, I guess you're gonna talk like you're a killer too, even if it's not believable. I think [Mase] got caught up in trying to act like the people he's around. 50 Cent and them is known for taking jabs and saying wild, reckless stuff. I guess he felt he had to jump in those shoes too. I just had to answer to it.

Here's F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S response to Mase on his new diss track "Murda (We Don't Believe You)": Murda, I don't believe you / Murda, f*ck around and leave you / Murda, we don't believe you / Murda Murda, your life's on the line.

Here's how EbenGregory feels about wasting 303 words explaining such buffoonery: These two are like school on Sunday-no class.

And for the record, here's some pawn shop jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S calling out Mase on his new mixtape: 'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Besides, the foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.

The Jewelry Man.talking jazz on a Wednesday morning.

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