Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. The Jewelry Man.telling you there's a way of transferring funds that's even faster than electronic banking-it's called marriage.

In "Oh, I'm gonna get that money" news, Eminem's wife, the gold-digging homey Kim Mathers, recently filed a response to the rap superstar's divorce request, asking for financial support, attorney fees and joint custody of the couple's 10-year-old daughter.

Oh really EbenGregory? Is she trying to get paid?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that her lawyer, Michael J. Smith, filed the counter-complaint last Wednesday in Macomb County Circuit Court. While the filing shed no light on why the couple's divorcing, is did reveal she's looking for that moneyyyyyyyyyyyy.

The Jewelry Man is also informed that Mrs. Mathers is asking Eminem to pay the mortgage, insurance and utilities for the couple's Clinton Township home., as well as, physical custody of their daughter, Hailie Jade Scott, and child support.

The Jewelry Man wonders if Mrs. Mathers will also ask for Eminem's right lung sometime in the near future. And speaking of gifting cash.

Here's some gift jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Eminem's wife, Kim Mathers, responding to his divorce requests: There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife. Besides, I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The Jewelry Man.helping you get over the hump on hump day.

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