Puny humans, when does tricknology become a mission of control? Back to the.

In "First you hate me then you love me then you hate me again" news, (I'm playing games with your eyes) Slim Shady and his ex are going to get married. Again.

My Detroit lifeline tells me that Kim Mathers, Eminem's former wife, has applied for a license to marry Marshall Bruce Mathers III, aka Eminem. The application was filed with the Macomb County clerk's office and was to be ready on Thursday (Jan. 12).

The couple has 30 days from the application date to remarry in Michigan, but information on the wedding has been scant since the Detroit superstar announced in December that the two would get back together. And you know I ain't ringing no phones looking for it right?

Fact: Eminem and the woman known to hip-hop fans merely as "Kim" reconciled in late 2004. They married in 1999 and divorced ugly in 2001. I could go on but.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Eminem re-marrying his ex-wife: An old broom knows the corners of the house. With these two, it's a case of new wine in old skins. Bottles, that is.

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