The Jewelry Man is under the impression that punching some clown in the face is like sex. Sometimes something useful comes out of it, but that is not the reason we are doing it. The Jewelry Man.telling you that he who strikes the first blow admits he's lost the argument.

In "Next time, maybe I'll keep my damn mouth shut" news, a man named Miad J. says he was punched in the face 4 or 5 times by rapper Eminem early Thursday while using the men's room at a local strip club.

Oh really EbenGregory.do you think Mr. Miad J. thinks he hit the lotto, you know, being that Eminem's a multi-millionaire?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that Eminem was at the Cheetah's strip club on 8 Mile Road in Detroit last Wednesday (July 12) night, accompanied by an entourage when the drama went down.

Let Miad J. tell it, he was in the men's room, using a urinal next to Eminem, when another man entered the men's room and started to talk to the rapper. Let Miad J. tell more of it, one of Eminem's bodyguards told the man to be quiet.

Here's Miad J. in a statement to EbenGregory on what happened next: I asked the bodyguard to ease up on the star struck man in the restroom. Next thing I know, Eminem got done and boom.He started swinging. I wasn't even expecting it. I was just minding my own business, taking a leak.

Here's Miad J. in a statement to EbenGregory on what happened after he got socked in the face: After leaving me with a knot on the side of my face, Eminem left the club and the Cheetah bouncers threw out his bodyguards.

That's nice.like being the lucky recipient of a punch to the face and a golden shower, compliments of Slim Shady. And speaking of trying to figure out what happened, the Detroit police would like to hear Eminem's side of the story and then they say they will present their case to the prosecutor's office for possible charges. And now.the jewelry.

Here's some pink lemonade ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Eminem allegedly socking some dude in the mouth for running his mouth: Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.

And speaking of strong.guess who hits the game winning shot like it's nothing: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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