Sounds like somebody just cut his nose off to spite his face. In the new JEWELRY REPORT, EbenGregory explains why the woman who allegedly raped DMX in DC, then gave birth to his child, is suing him for $2 million. WTF?!?!

And speaking of paper...let me tell you why you probably won't be getting any no time soon: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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