True story. My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their a-- right now. The Jewelry Man.telling you that smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.

In "Lord give me a sign.a stop sign" news, the bad dog homey DMX allegedly kicked off some sh*t at the Hot 97 Back to School Jam this past weekend which resulted in several concert-goers getting injured.

Oh really EbenGregory.sounds like DMX gave somebody a sign to stick up there.

Yes.

Let the streets tell it, DMX gave the crowd a sign after the sound was turned off during his stage performance.

And now.the drama.

Here's Det. Sgt. Herb Daub of the NYPD to New York Newsday on what happened after DMX's sound went out: DMX ran back, jumped off stage and started a fight with the sound person. He returned soon after and began throwing bottles of water at the audience.

Interesting.tell me more, Jewelry Man, tell me more.

Here's Det. Sgt. Herb Daub of the NYPD to New York Newsday on what happened after DMX started throwing water bottles: A member of the audience picked up a steel folding chair and threw it on stage. It was thrown back off by a member of DMX's entourage and it struck a 29-year-old woman in the head.

That's nice.like knowing when everything seems to be going against you, you can take comfort in the fact that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. And speaking of whether or not you can relate.

Here's some money green ice over rose gold jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on DMX giving people signs all over the country: Adversity introduces a man to himself.

And speaking of signs.watch me twist my fingers up like it's nothing: MySpace.com/.ebengregory.

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