This is me.Mr. Interstate. This is you.Mr. Regular, married with children, dog.9-5, office pool. This is me.I couldn't live that life; I need a loft and pool. I'm around the corner, up the block.across the street. The Jewelry Man.doing MySpace impressions while passing out WET WIPES.

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In "My pimp hand is strong" news, the wet wipe homey DJ Quick was ordered to serve a five-month stint in jail for assaulting his sister.

Oh really EbenGregory.are you getting ready to go there?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that back in 2003 Mr. David Marvin Blake pulled a gun on his sister during a family argument. He was ordered to serve 45 days in jail on weekends after pleading guilty to the assault. But playboy blew off the deal and never served his time.

Here's Judge Keith Davis to DJ Quick on what happens when you play games with the law: I'm increasing your jail time to 150 consecutive days. You are to begin serving your time immediately.

Back to me. Random acts of silliness are pleasing to The Jewelry Man. He can appreciate a good show. And speaking of bring "em out.

Here's some candy apple red (I bet you can taste that) jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on DJ Quick sitting on his hands for five months: Dudes' like the meat market.he stays around some beef.

256 words. The Jewelry Man.less is more.

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