The Jewelry Man is under the opinion that men in general judge more by the sense of sight than by the sense of touch. This is EbenGregory.everyone sees what you seem to be, few know what you really are, and those few do not dare take a stand against the general opinion. The Jewelry Man.telling you I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it.

In "Maybe the stories are gonna get better" news, the Ring Master homey Diddy and I'm glad I'm gaining some weight homey Lindsey Lohan reportedly had a serving of Kobe beef at club Butter.

Oh really EbenGregory.do you think this story will exemplify the random acts of silliness you enjoy pointing out in your poignant, yet colorful commentaries?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed by my sources at the New York Daily News that Lindsey and Diddy had a huge fight over a VIP booth. Word on the street is Lohan and friends left their VIP booth to go to the bathroom and powder their nose (pun intended). When they got back, Diddy and friends were holding court in the booth.

Here's a source to the New York Dailey News on what happened after Lindsey powdered her nose: Lohan returned to her table to find that hip-hop mogul Diddy had been seated with her group. She kidded with him, asking what he was doing at her table. He didn't realize she was joking and he then yelled at her and told her to get out.

Here's a source to the New York Dailey News on what happened after Diddy gave her some straight talk: Diddy was really mean to her and one of Diddy's bodyguards lifted up Lindsay. Bouncers eventually moved Lohan out of the booth. Outside, Lohan vented to Butter owners Scott Sartiano and Richie Akiva, allegedly demanding Diddy be ejected.

That's nice.like trying to go shopping with a Black American Express card that has a $500 limit. And speaking of trying to get your FICO score up.

Here's some deep blue ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Diddy and Lohan playing games while trying to figure out who's tougher: If beef has to be served to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.

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