Oh, you love The Jewelry Man's purple diamonds and black pearls? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. The Jewelry Man.showing off jewelry that artificially induces the rainy day everybody's been saving for. Did that go over your head?

In "My album's a duets album-I'm just not gonna call it that" news, my uncle Sean John Combs is planning to drop his last solo album late in the third quarter.

Oh for real EbenGregory? Sounds boring, but if I know you.you're gonna make it a funny story, huh man?

Yes.

Here's Diddy to EbenGregory on recording his new-last album: I'm taking from what I've learned from dance music, electro-clash, techno, hip-hop, soul and pop, and kind of fusing it together. It's like everything in hip-hop is so hardcore with guns and problems and beef, and nobody is being romantic - not in a corny way, but just giving all of yourself. It's still going to have that gangsta vibe to it, but it's a musical journey. It's going to feel good.

The new-last album by Diddy will feature Mary J. Blige, Christina Aguilera, Brandy, Busta Rhymes, Nas and Will.I.Am.

Here's Diddy to EbenGregory on dropping the first single from his new-last album: The first single will be a club track. We are going to bring a lot of high fashion, a lot of energy, a lot of sex, a lot of drugs, spirituality, good times. We're going to have something for the kids, but it's really an adult thing. It's definitely pornographic, orgasmic, gangsta, to the point where your soul feels good. It's like a spiritual revolution. It's like being sanctified.

Oh really Diddy? Can you sum it up in six words?

Here's Diddy to EbenGregory on summing up the feeling of his new album in seven words: It's "Little Richard-style for the ladies."

And speaking of summing it all up while feeling good.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Diddy dropping a new-last album: An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile while wearing his pinkie ring - hoping it will eat him last. Besides, nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.

You smell that. it's my new jewelry.

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