As today's afternoon passed more slowly than a walnut-sized kidney stone, The Jewelry Man realized that the concept of boredom entails an inability to use up present moments in a personally fulfilling way. The Jewelry Man then had an epiphany. He realized that saying "I'm bored" generally means, "I am boring." So The Jewelry Man became un-bored and began playing with his jewelry. The Jewelry Man.telling you that somebody's boring me. I think it's me.

In "A finished person is a boring person," news, the I grew bored of music so I retired to make some real money homey Dame Dash recently announced three cinematic works-in-progress all based on the lives of controversial New York personalities.

Oh really EbenGregory.does this mean that it is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull?

Huh?

The Jewelry Man is informed that the first film is a docudrama based on the life of Larry Davis, a 19-year-old who shot six NYPD officers in 1986 after being fed up with police corruption in his Bronx neighborhood. As a teenager Davis was reportedly hired by dirty cops to act out illegal drug deals, but he later refused resulting in a violent standoff.

The Jewelry Man is informed that Dash's second project is a biopic about a female fight club in Brownsville, Brooklyn, where troubled women brawl for money in a building basement. The movie is based on actual events, and explores the turbulent lives of women on the brink.

The Jewelry Man is informed that the third film is based on the life of mobster Joe Stassi, the middleman between notable gangsters Meyer Lansky and Lucky Luciano.

Here's Dame Dash to EbenGregory on being bored after making music and deciding to work the film angle: When I first got to Hollywood while focusing on music and the other businesses, I got a taste of independent films and built up a decent body of work. I'd like to hit my stride now with movies that have social relevance to the urban and New York experience.

That's nice.like buying a pair white on white BAPES for a man with no legs so he can kick it. And speaking of getting bored.

Here's some raspberry ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Dame Dash working on new exciting movies: This story was like a dull meal with the dessert being served at the beginning.

And speaking of the curtain call.how about an exciting encore: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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