Relationships are like crystals, you don't realize how much you love it until it breaks. The Jewelry Man.telling you that love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Figure it out.

In "It was all good just a week ago" news, the gangsta walking homey Crunchy Black has severed his ties to Three 6 Mafia.

Say it ain't so EbenGregory. Does this mean instead of poppin collars, they'll be poppin' the Yellow Pages looking for lawyers?

Yes.

Here's a Sony Records spokesman in a statement regarding Crunchy Black's departure from Triple 6: Crunchy has not been with the group since May, and that his departure was his decision. He was not asked to leave by fellow members Juicy J and DJ Paul.

Hmm.what's DJ Paul and Juicy J's take on the situation EbenGregory?

Here's DJ Paul and Juicy J to Hot 97's Miss Info on what really went down: We haven't talked to him for several months and were not sure what he's up to.

Here's DJ Paul and Juicy J to at the Hot 97 Summer Jam on introducing the newest member to Three 6: Former member Crunchy Black is being replaced by our Oscar Award.

Ha-ha, he-he says The Jewelry Man. Unfortunately, the real reason for Black's departure hasn't hit the streets, but if I had to take a stab at it, I'd guess money was a major issue. And speaking of speculating like a stockbroker.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Crunchy Black getting the cold shoulder and being replaced by an Oscar Award: In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

And speaking of getting closer together.let's make nice and be friends: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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