Jewelry never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one. It's like if you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you're just playing.

The Jewelry Man.telling you that advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish you didn't.

In "Is it really hard out here for a pimp" news, the comedian/pimp homey Katt Williams recently inked a deal with Cam'ron's Diplomat Records.

You're kidding right EbenGregory? Can a pimp rap?

Yes.

Here's Katt Williams to Sohh.com on signing a deal with Cam'ron and Diplomat Records: It's official. My album is coming out this year. I had about three places that I decided would be a good look. I won't say who all I met and had discussions with but I had an offer from Universal. I'm not going to say the name of the second place and the last person was Cam. Me and Cam met for maybe an hour and at the end of the hour we both understood what it was gonna be.

Here's Kat Williams to Sohh.com on his new album: The revolution will be televised. The album, which is titled It's Pimpin' is due out this summer. An actual release date has not yet been determined. It's a rap album, but it's funny. I got to deal with whomever I wanted to deal with. Snoop is on the album, Lil Jon, E-40, Paul Wall, Mike Jones, Suga Free, Lyfe Jennings, MC Lyte, Da Brat, Dipset of course.

Here's Katt Williams to Sohh.com on the new single: The first single will probably be hittin in the next 21 days. It's a battle between the song with me, Lil Jon and Ice Cube and another song with me, Paul Wall and Mike Jones.

Here's Katt Williams on getting money: I make over a million dollars a year doing stand up, it's a numbers game.

The Jewelry Man is of the impression that a million dollars is a nice piece of change.what kind of jewelry could that buy? And speaking of tricking off a little bread.

Here's some million jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Katt Williams signing to Diplomat Records and making a rap album: Million dollar jewelry is like high-end couture... what you get out of it depends on how you wear it.

Blastro.Roxwel.The Jewelry Man. We here. 24/7. It ain't never gonna stop. Never

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