Love is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and have you looking stupid in the newspapers. Try being more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn. The Jewelry Man.telling you everybody's got a plan...until they get punched in the mouth.

In "I love my chick-not" news, the beef-cake homey Busta Rhymes has just ended one of the nastiest four-year custody battles in hip-hop history.

Oh really EbenGregory.sounds like I need some popcorn because the show is about to start huh man?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that Rhymes custody battle was full of allegations including that his ex-girlfriend of ten years had lesbian sex in front of their children, that she does drugs in the house and that she's an absentee mom.

According to the New York Post, for the past four years, the couple has been embroiled in a bitter custody dispute over their sons, T'Ziah, 13, T'Khi, 6, and Trillian, 5. Rhymes, whose real name is Trevor Smith, won custody of the kids in December when Judge Burton Joseph in Nassau County Family Court ruled he was a more fit parent.

Damn. Sound like I'm gonna need candy, Nachos and a large soda that costs $22 for this one huh man?

Yes.

Here's Busta Rhymes ex-girlfriend Joanne Wood to the New York Post on the beef with Busta: His hate for me is rooted in his manhood being challenged after I left him for a woman. His ego is definitely hurt. If he's being emotional, then let him just be emotional - that's like the b*tch in him. If you want to be emotional, I don't have a problem with that, just stop wearing your emotions on your sleeve.

Here's Busta Rhymes ex-girlfriend Joanne Wood to the New York Post on whether or not Busta turned her to women: A relationship is a relationship. It happens. I have nothing negative to say as far as our relationship, whether it was good or bad, sexually, or not. That had nothing to do with me doing what I did [becoming a lesbian]. It's not like I spitefully did it.

Here's Busta Rhymes ex-girlfriend Joanne Wood to the New York Post on why she rolled out: He had a problem with everything. He's a Taurus - he's a real arrogant person, he has a problem with everything. But on the other hand, he's soft-hearted - he's a softy, at times, when we're together. I don't know what happened.

That's nice.like hearing the news the your ladyfriend left you for another woman and calling it the Big Bang. And speaking of banging.

Here's some African blood diamond jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Busta Rhymes playing it out for the world to see: Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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